Time Out Of Mind

 

In the coming months of isolation in the bleak midwinter of our discontent we may be seeking a little comfort

 

I offer you my dear reader a few hand picked but questionable items to tickle your fancies

First off then and

sorry vegans but it’s …

 

 

 After a few weeks indulging in the above one may wish to start feasting famously on 6 Soups a day to slim?

Go Elvis

When is a cocktail not a cocktail?
The answer is here 

 

 But surely there’s a Lighter Thingy than this?

It doesn’t even say what it is anymore

 

 

Back to the comfort food with a discomforting name

(Fatness Fast in 30 Seconds)

 

Too much pud?
Try this stuff from a Cowshed

The words Mother and Cow together

Is that right?

 

Ok maybe try this one instead as it says it’s Really Good

If you want something cheaper get some Reasonably Good

 Look out The Pun Genius is about

Oat dear!

 

 

Now where I’m from your Nads are your gonads

Looks like they got waxed completely off

I’m not going there 

 

I don’t want any nads up my nose thanks 

I particularly like the reassurance that 9/10 people find it painless

You know you’re special

You’re the One baby!

 

You must read closely what it says on this product

 Talk to your baby about green spots

Hopefully not the ones on the baby

 Do you have a cat that can’t be arsed?

I thought that was normal 

So did my cat

 

 Is this for real?

‘Tis The Pun Genius flogging to death his tired and tawdry trade

 

 

 

This product is for you to imagine

Something to do init?

 
 

 Well that’s it for now. A semi lockdown, not a euphemism, is in place in Andalusia so I expect to be at home more, so beware. I may attempt faster updates on the non goings on in my world

Hope it’s not too horrid in your world

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