A medieval craving led me to The Kebab House. As I waited the 20 seconds it takes to prepare a No.1 I had a look at the picture menu
Sin Verdira 0,50€ mas
Which translates as
No Vegetables 50p More
On January 30th 1649 Following the execution of King Charles I, the Commonwealth of England, a republican form of government, duffs up and replaces the monarchy as the form of government of England and later of Scotland and Ireland. Members of the Long Parliament serve as government
Now We're Talking
March 19th 1649 The House of Commons of England passes an act abolishing the House of Lords, declaring that it is “useless and dangerous to the people of England”
November 1st 2016 Paul Vincent Lawford purchases a plastic thingamy jiggy for spinning things around and that. Fiskars have been making toss such as this since 1649 which makes you think, or not, doth it not?
… fuck it.
These insufferable pricks have been transformed into Acid House gods. I have been singing this in my overdosed mind for weeks. So, now my dears I present this Ear Worm to you on a buttery biscuit base.
I didn't make it and I still like it.
I had never seen, let alone eaten, a kebab in daylight, or sober, for obvious reasons; thus so for this I prepared for its ingestion by downing a crate of beer and then satiating my lust for bad food by torching it with an industrial blow torch and microwaving it for laughs. It was good. 10,000 flies can't be wrong. This was the Chicken and Turkey version, or whatever. I have the beef and lamb version in the back of the freezer somewhere for emergencies.
The Human life cycle is getting longer and fast food is getting faster, you do the math (amatics). I can't (be bothered).
The label might imply that this is a tin that likes to lunch. I was so confused by its simplicity l bought it.
“I have no idea what's in this tin. I think it's bits of a pig and stuff from a chemistry lab … or something” – Hoxton Blue-Mental
I hope at a later date to let you know how this lunch went, or came.
Actually, I am pretty sure I won't.