In the coming months of isolation in the bleak midwinter of our discontent we may be seeking a little comfort
I offer you my dear reader a few hand picked but questionable items to tickle your fancies
First off then and
sorry vegans but it’s …
After a few weeks indulging in the above one may wish to start feasting famously on 6 Soups a day to slim?
When is a cocktail not a cocktail?
The answer is here
But surely there’s a Lighter Thingy than this?
It doesn’t even say what it is anymore
Back to the comfort food with a discomforting name
(Fatness Fast in 30 Seconds)
Too much pud?
Try this stuff from a Cowshed
The words Mother and Cow together
Is that right?
Ok maybe try this one instead as it says it’s Really Good
If you want something cheaper get some Reasonably Good
Look out The Pun Genius is about
Now where I’m from your Nads are your gonads
Looks like they got waxed completely off
I’m not going there
I don’t want any nads up my nose thanks
I particularly like the reassurance that 9/10 people find it painless
You know you’re special
You’re the One baby!
You must read closely what it says on this product
Talk to your baby about green spots
Hopefully not the ones on the baby
Do you have a cat that can’t be arsed?
I thought that was normal
So did my cat
Is this for real?
‘Tis The Pun Genius flogging to death his tired and tawdry trade