Updog Candles Be’s That Way Sometimes

I am not Parent Material. I know this because I fear all things parental. Am I child phobic? No, children are a little less threatening by comparison. Look at this range of products. Who would like something from Scarymommy? Ok, I understand that nobody is or should be Mary Poppins but this all seems rather fierce don’t you think?

 I’d press that help button for sure if I was thinking of buying a candle for $35.00. See below for “The Best Shit For Mom”



Yes indeed … And here’s Updog … for that special Dad