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Not Just For Christmas

If you insist on buying things then you might as well get one of these

A shitting Trump figure for your child's miniature Nativity Scene

 

He's taking a morning constitutional on the Constitution.

The Catalonian Caganer is one of the world's most unique Christmas Traditions. Also known as “the pooping shepherd,” the Caganer is an earthy figure, depicted as he is engaged in the most mundane of human tasks. Caganers are traditionally tucked away in the back of Catalan nativity scenes, and finding them is a favorite pastime of children. Although a centuries-old tradition, recently Caganers have grown in popularity, with figures of political, sporting and entertainment personalities available in Spain and throughout Europe. Caganer Shop was created to bring Caganers to the people of the United States and the rest of the world.

Whatever

 

https://www.amazon.com/CaganerShop-com-Donald-Trump-Caganer/dp/B01GERTRVK

 

“Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Trump.”

Trumpton was a children's series of the late 60's but it is probably still being broadcast to this day.

The action takes place in the imaginary town of Trumpton. Each episode begins with a shot of Trumpton Town Hall Clock.

“Here is the clock, the Trumpton clock. Telling the time, steadily, sensibly; never too quickly, never too slowly. Telling the time for Trumpton.”

But alas no more