1649 And All That Toss

On January 27th 1649 King Charles I of England, Scotland and Ireland was found guilty of high treason at a public drinking session. He was beheaded three days later, outside of Norman Balon's Coach & Horses, Soho, London

Jolly Good


  • Quite Interesting

    On January 30th 1649 Following the execution of King Charles I, the Commonwealth of England, a republican form of government, duffs up and replaces the monarchy as the form of government of England and later of Scotland and Ireland. Members of the Long Parliament serve as government

    Now We're Talking

    March 19th 1649 The House of Commons of England passes an act abolishing the House of Lords, declaring that it is “useless and dangerous to the people of England”

November 1st 2016 Paul Vincent Lawford purchases a plastic thingamy jiggy for spinning things around and that. Fiskars have been making toss such as this since 1649 which makes you think, or not, doth it not?


Not Just For Christmas

If you insist on buying things then you might as well get one of these

A shitting Trump figure for your child's miniature Nativity Scene


He's taking a morning constitutional on the Constitution.

The Catalonian Caganer is one of the world's most unique Christmas Traditions. Also known as “the pooping shepherd,” the Caganer is an earthy figure, depicted as he is engaged in the most mundane of human tasks. Caganers are traditionally tucked away in the back of Catalan nativity scenes, and finding them is a favorite pastime of children. Although a centuries-old tradition, recently Caganers have grown in popularity, with figures of political, sporting and entertainment personalities available in Spain and throughout Europe. Caganer Shop was created to bring Caganers to the people of the United States and the rest of the world.





Who Killed Bambi?

Old Bambi Eyes is threatening a return to Politricks.


Tony 'Bambi' Blair has refused to rule out a return to British politricks, in an interview in which he predicts the centre ground opening up and swallowing the UK under Labour's guidance, should he return.

The former prime minister said he was still trying to find a nifty trick that would help the party become electable.

In an interview with Motor Caravan magazine, Blair, Former Administrator of Warcrimes said the centre of British politics would rise again and he did not rule out a role in being that rise, whilst gesticulating towards his crotch area.

“I don’t know if there’s a role for me,” he said. “There’s no limit to what I want to say about my own position at this moment. I went to the premier of Supersonic the Oasis biopic last night and I'm all fired up, it's like Britpop's coming home, coming home, it's coming home. After all I WAS Cool Britannia.”

Blair pictured with Noel Gallagher not Liam  

“All I can say is that this is where politics is at man. Can you dig? Do I feel strongly about it? Yes, I'm fucking well up for it. Am I very motivated by that? Fuck yes you potato. Where do I go from here? What exactly do I do? That’s an open question and none of your fucking business pal.”


Pub Landlord to run UKKK

Does the comedian Al Murray “Pub Landlord”

sometimes feel like he is a Black & White minstrel

doing a warm up for a Public Enemy gig?

The reason I ask this is because Al's audience love him but they are by and large the hairy arsed racist target of his jokes.

Do you think they know? I say this because I think if they find out the truth they might be very disappointed.


“Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Trump.”

Trumpton was a children's series of the late 60's but it is probably still being broadcast to this day.

The action takes place in the imaginary town of Trumpton. Each episode begins with a shot of Trumpton Town Hall Clock.

“Here is the clock, the Trumpton clock. Telling the time, steadily, sensibly; never too quickly, never too slowly. Telling the time for Trumpton.”

But alas no more