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Reading about world affairs, in every sense of the word, is most often a depressing experience. So much information to take in and what can we do about it all? Every effect has a cause and vice versa. Here then is a tiny example from yesterday, of two News Stories placed on a front page, and laughingly, there is no attempt to make a connection between the two, as if they are entirely separate entities. Make of it what you will, want or won’t.

 

 

 

Mice & Menus

Whilst having a spot of light lunch yesterday I couldn’t help but admire this questionable choice of photo for a place that serves food. The rodents pictured are from the Tio Pepe Sherry bodega which has been serving generations of mice a glass a day for over a century, the kind workers of Gonzales Byass have even provided their furtive freinds with a little access ladder. I was told by the waiter that the practice has now been stopped due to EU health regulations: How many units are Mice allowed? I asked. 

Britain’s rats are awaiting the announcement of a No Deal Brexit, then the Tennent’s Super swilling drunken bastards will go on the rampage bringing back the good’olde worlde Black Death, probably.

  

 

 

1649 And All That Toss

On January 27th 1649 King Charles I of England, Scotland and Ireland was found guilty of high treason at a public drinking session. He was beheaded three days later, outside of Norman Balon's Coach & Horses, Soho, London

Jolly Good

 

  • Quite Interesting

    On January 30th 1649 Following the execution of King Charles I, the Commonwealth of England, a republican form of government, duffs up and replaces the monarchy as the form of government of England and later of Scotland and Ireland. Members of the Long Parliament serve as government

    Now We're Talking

    March 19th 1649 The House of Commons of England passes an act abolishing the House of Lords, declaring that it is “useless and dangerous to the people of England”

November 1st 2016 Paul Vincent Lawford purchases a plastic thingamy jiggy for spinning things around and that. Fiskars have been making toss such as this since 1649 which makes you think, or not, doth it not?

 

Not Just For Christmas

If you insist on buying things then you might as well get one of these

A shitting Trump figure for your child's miniature Nativity Scene

 

He's taking a morning constitutional on the Constitution.

The Catalonian Caganer is one of the world's most unique Christmas Traditions. Also known as “the pooping shepherd,” the Caganer is an earthy figure, depicted as he is engaged in the most mundane of human tasks. Caganers are traditionally tucked away in the back of Catalan nativity scenes, and finding them is a favorite pastime of children. Although a centuries-old tradition, recently Caganers have grown in popularity, with figures of political, sporting and entertainment personalities available in Spain and throughout Europe. Caganer Shop was created to bring Caganers to the people of the United States and the rest of the world.

Whatever

 

https://www.amazon.com/CaganerShop-com-Donald-Trump-Caganer/dp/B01GERTRVK