Next James Bond will be a surprise says Mendes

Sam Mendes, the British film-maker behind Skyfall and Spectre, has done his best to quash rumours that the race to be the next 007 is done and dusted.

Earlier this month most bookmakers suspended betting on the candidates, following a series of large bets on toff tosser Boris Johnson.

But Mendes believes that fans will be “Well fucking surprised” when the new Bond is announced.

I had been drinking heavily, Photoshop was just there open in front of me, I had no choice Mr President.

 

John Izod’s Dreadlock Holiday

Apologies for being so quiet of late. Not true, actually I've been very noisy bashing seven and a half bells out of a bass drum in a Carnaval group. Report and video to follow shortly. Oh Lordy.

I have finally knocked together this 25 min epic biopic film of dear friend John Izod. In it he describes his misadventures as a star in a feature film. He tells it with wit, wisdom and charm. The feature film “Misfortunes” really ought to have a cult following but it is impossible to find. Thus, o'come tither all thee hipsters and seek it forth.