Prison Cat Dummy Prank

The Lockdown has proved too much for one of the cats. He’s gone stir crazy.

I came home from a bar and thought this was Muffin MacNasty dozing in his usual place.

 Suddenly I was startled by Muffin’s growl behind me. 

The litte bugger had played a trick on me. Like a prisoner creating a deception dummy to fool the guard, he had fashioned his comfort blanket into a MacNasty Alike.

Here he is moments later tittering at me

He he ha ha Cat Humour eh?



What starts with a C ends in a T and is often referred to as a Pussy?

A Cat


Sherlock, the cat, died this week. The same day a kitten wandered into the house. So, now that tiny cute stray thing is called Nelly.

She obviously does not give a fuck about being called Nelly, but she may eventually appreciate her noble sweet name. Nelly is helping to heal the loss of the other poor bugger. She is not not a Mantis but hey, who needs a 360 swivelling pet head? Ok, most owners of Mantisis.


I Woke Up This Morning

And looked ahead of me and there were the two psychotic cats playing with Skully, the skeleton, and so I took a picture. Then looked at it carefully and thought, is this normal? There's a lot of stuff in the picture, the leaves are from my tobacco plantation, I have one plant and twelve slaves, a very Spanish practice. The other plant eats flies, God knows why.