Kanye West has just revealed that, whilst having a moment of downtime last Wednesday, he created an entire Universe in his head.
“The longest part was coming up with names for all the new stars, it must have taken me close to over an hour or something.”
The megalomaniac boasted that his Universe: “Is as big, if not a lot motherfucking bigger than your Universe, and then some.”
The narcissistic fuctard went on to confirm that his Inner Universe has a star named The Kanye West Star as well as Kanye North, Kanye South and Kanye East.
He talked about his next monumental task. “I will be designing all the clothes for the people of my Universe … and any aliens. Then I”ll be doing the colouring in.”