In 2005 Phil Collins, whinging caucasian purveyor of Self Pity Songs and partime percussionist of pompous public school band Genocide, threatened to leave the UK if labour won the election. They did and he left for Cuckoo Clock Land.. All well and good.
Now that the Conservatives have a secure chance of staying in power for ever it looks likely he and the likes of Jim Davidson (Dubai) and other Ex Fat Pats will be flooding back on their Banana Yachts. Is that want you want? Coz that's what''ll 'appen.
- Jim (Bling Bling) Davidson salutes you, echoing something from around 1939?